i like imagining that the reason zev won’t be in inquisition is that he’s on vacation with the warden in antiva and is trying desperately to keep every source of “tear in the veil”-related news away from them
like tackling people who are about to talk about the situation in orlais or randomly punching couriers
literally having to use every assassin skill he’s ever learned to keep the warden from having to save the world again
someone please make a meme masterpost of every tumblr meme ever
it doesn’t have all of them but it has a lot of them
this is so surreal honestly its like traveling through time
i dont like this
IGN has the first two minutes from Book 4 online and a lot has changed in those past three years!
Tiger chubs tiger chubs TIGER CHUBS YOU GUYS
DA:I’s Character Creator. (x)
“LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON OUR MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering
OMG! I’m so sorry I didn’t get back to you sooner, klc-journei! Your question kind of got lost in the mix.
“Banalhan" means "The place of Nothing”, and is the Dalish word for Blight. “Vhen" means "people”. So essentially the Elves are calling the #AssQuisitor, “Blight of the People”.
Crafting sweet bows and torturing poor elves with Patrick Weekes and his trusty #AssQuisitor.
*looks at combat*
*sees everyone near-death on normal difficulty*
yeeeeeeeah i’m gonna be playing on casual w/friendly fire off the entire time hope that’s chill
Patrick Weekes favorited and responded to my tweet, guys, I’m basically famous